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Q How many PA does it take from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Q: How many PA' does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: What's a light bulb?

Q How many PAs does it take from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Q: How many PA's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.

Q How many Wardrobe people does it from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Q: How many Wardrobe people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: "Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"

Q How many Camera Assistants does it from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Q: How many Camera Assistants does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.

Q How many Stuntmen does it take from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Q: How many Stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell him how bitchin' he looked doing it.

Q How many editors does it take from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Q: How many editors does it take to change a light bulb? A: If we change the light bulb, we'll have to change everything.

Q How many art directors does it from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Q: How many art directors does it take to screw in a light bulb A: Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...

Q How many DPs does it take from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One. No, two. No... How many do we have on the truck?

Q How many DPs does it take from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Q: How many DP's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one, if he's got a good crew to do it.

Q How many Directors does it take from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one more, guys, I promise.

Q How many Directors does it take from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Q: How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Just one... but how do you get him in there with the cute, blonde?

Q How many Union Lighting Technicians does from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's not a bulb, it's a globe.

Q How many grips does it take from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Q: How many grips does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Two: One to hold it, one to hammer it in.

Q How many actors does it take from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
Q: How many actors does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."

How many film directors does it take from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
How many film directors does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done, everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.

A movie producer is lying by the from Flashcomment Movie and TV jokes Jokes
A movie producer is lying by the pool at the Beverly Hilton. His partner arrives in a great state of excitement. "How'd the meeting go?" asks the first guy. "It went great," says his buddy. "Tarentino will write and direct for six million, Mel Gibson will star for eight, and we can bring in the whole picture for under fifty million." "Fabulous," says the guy by the pool. "There's just one catch," his partner warns. "What's the catch?" "We have to put up ten thousand in cash".